I sold my body for $112,000 in 3 days

My grandpa always pushed me to exercise. He was very athletic when he was young. When we meet, he pats my muscles and say “Look at that! You’d be a fine soldier!”. I called him to tell him I sold my body for a generous amount of money. He was baffled. He asked me to explain multiple times until he understood. Then he said we are lucky to have this internet thing. I couldn’t agree more. Before hanging up, he asked me to spell it. “H. Y. R. O. X.”. He took note and he said he’ll watch YouTube videos to discover this new sport. The race is in 6 days. I’ll make you proud, Papi ❤️