I'm selling my body for HYROX sponsors
I'm selling my body. On September 19th, I'm competing in my first HYROX race in Turkey. You can advertise your startup on 10 of my muscles: - Your website is listed on hyrox.marclou.com - Your logo will be tattooed on my body on race day - I'll share it on my YouTube and X accounts Bidding starts at $1,000. Each takeover doubles the price: $1,000 → $2,000 → $4,000. If outbid, you’re refunded minus the Stripe fee. Bidding closes on Thursday the 10th at midnight UTC (in 2 days), so I have enough time to print the winning tattoos. → Sponsor my body: hyrox.marclou.com
@marclou · Sep 8, 2026
The avatar on the site is a real version of me, not AI. My wife scanned my body with an app called Polycam. She took ~300 photos of me from different angles. Then I imported the file into Blender and used their MCP to connect with Codex. It did its magic to display it in HTML using three.js. The avatar kinda looks like me, but it's a bit weird and clunky, so here's my actual body, where your brand’s tattoo will go for HYROX.
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@marclou · Sep 8, 2026
Needless to say, this project is heavily inspired by 🐐 @jonathan_wilke and his stratospheric launch for outbid.lol This is what actual HYROX athletes with sponsor tattoos look like btw.
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